• Old Time Hockey League

Geezer Bowl


We are just two days away form what the press are calling the Geezer Bowl. When the NY Rangers visit Tampa expect the handicap parking to be all filled up and long lines at the washrooms as every grey hair retiree across Florida is expected to be there. The two old GMs of the OTHL are expecting a good match between the two teams. GM Joyce had this to say, "I am looking forward to this game very much, but not as much as I am to see the look on Bersani face when he sees I filled his luxury box full of raisins. He will be glad he is wearing his Depends cause he is going to shit his pants if he doesn't choke on his dentures first that is."